Je vous présente notre nouvelle série, qui n'existe pas encore en vidéo, mais déjà en voici le script. Ca s'appelle "Harry Potter et ses amis", ou plutôt Harry Potter and his friends", parce que c'est en vo !

Scene 1 : Professor Snape, Harry

PROFESSOR SNAPE :
You seem hurry, Potter. Why are you hurry, Potter ?
HARRY :
Why am I Harry Potter ? Because my parents' name was Potter, and they called me Harry, you bloody fool.
PROFESSOR SNAPE :
Don't play like that with me, Potter ! I am the best word player in the world !
HARRY :
If you say so, Mr. Snape.
PROFESSOR SNAPE :
I say so, son of sort of silly sorcerer.
HARRY :
Her name was Lilly.
PROFESSOR SNAPE :
What, Potter ?
HARRY :
Nevermind. Can I go now, professor ?
PROFESSOR SNAPE :
It will do this time, but stop your Bloody plots, Potter and stop stealing my ingredients or I'll put veritaserum in your pumpkin juice sunday morning at 8.00 am.
HARRY, mumbling :
And I'll put my wand in you ass...
PROFESSOR SNAPE :
I beg your pardon, Potter ?
HARRY :
I said : Don't mistake in glass. Take the good one. Bye Professor, see you at the potions lesson !

Scene 2 : Hermione, Harry, watching Ron runnig after Scabbers, his rat.

HERMIONE :
Ron runs very well, doesn't he ?
HARRY :
Are you kidding ? Seems like he has had shit in his jeans !
HERMIONE :
Does he ? Well, I don't think so.
HARRY :
That I because you don't know how to run neither. (to Ron) Come on Ron ! Run Ron ! Run with legs !
Ron falls from the top of a moutain to the big rocks down there.
HERMIONE :
Ouch, that hurts.
HARRY :
Yes, I guess it does.
HERMIONE :
Is it blood that we see ?
HARRY :
No... It's his hair.
HERMIONE :
Very red, I say.
HARRY :
Yeah, maybe there is a little blood.
Silent while.
HERMIONE :
Harry ! Hurry ! We had to see Hagrid !
HARRY :
Oh shit ! You're fucking right ! (to Ron) Ron ! When you have finished and gone back up inside down forward above over harder better faster stronger morte than ever hour after, then come at Hagrid's, we are already late for his cup of tea ! (to Hermione) Quick ! Otherwise the tea wil be cold ! (to Ron) Hurry ! See you later !

End of the episode.

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